notice something?

bewitched stopped posting on Zelaron...

I think she is mad at me. I broke up with her right before I came back from Iraq so I could follow the American dream and fuck a different girl every few days get totally wasted and do all kinds of things. Ive been to Amsterdam(fucking amazing) Berlin(boring) and Frankfurt(cool) since I been back and made love to many women in each of those places and did some crazy drugs in Amsterdam. I even had a threesome in Frankfurt, and I am currently fuck buddies with a stripper from the town outside our base... life couldn't be better.

Heres a tip, don't go get engaged or married until you are 100% sure you want to give up alot of fun that could be had single.

Playa play

Yeah, you are way too young to want to get married. I was against it the whole time. Mainly because I'm in love with her, but that's beside the point.

I love you.

Dude you sound like me. Rock on!!

Dude you sound like me.

But cooler and in Europe.

I got another trip planned. Right before xmas me and my buddy are gonna go on a cruise somewhere exotic until after New Years and try to lay as many horny women on that boat as possible.

I can just imagine you being chased around the boat by angry women... you'll spend half the voyage in hiding, mark my words!

silly boys. now see, if i did that, id be a whore. so not fair.

It sounds like you need to crank open a Bible.

=P

I know the girl for me ... and i am working on it ... even if i am drunk as fuck ... 3 cases of 24 cans is nothing ... but i would marry this girl if need be... i have thought about it and it comes out the same ,,, she is made for me. No Ifs ands or buts she is the girl for me... Periode! .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............................fuck u if u think other wise .. ill fight u ~~~~11!!!!

Alcohol rocks.

I love alcohol, it's my best friend.

Jack Daniels is a bastard, though.

Jack Daniels is a bastard, though.

Jungle Juice is not to be drunk by gorillas.

I love tequilla more then any other alcohol.

wow interesting story. Amsterdam sounds awesome. I guess the mother ship really does call its people home

YAY! He's back!!

How're you doing, Bobster?

I had rum balls last night. I watched Nikki eat one when she thought it was a chocolate ball and I knew it wasn't. The look on her face was hilarious.

Speaking of rum, anyone ever had banana rum? Mix that shit with tea=yum.

Alcohol, strip clubs, single life.... Damn those were the days. But I must admit, three kids later and life is pretty damn good. Like SYG said, make damn sure your done with the "party life" before you commit. Peace.

Spoken from the true champion himself