Beer is bad for you

Beer Drinkers Financial Plan

Words of wisdom:
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago [2002] it would NOW be worth $49.00.

With Enron you would have $16.50 of your original $1000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you bought $1000.00 of United Airlines stock one year ago (approx. price around ONLY $30.00 per share then) you would be left with a whopping $20.97

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Corona beer (the beer, NOT the stock) one year ago and drank all the beer, then returned all the bottles for the ten cent deposit. You would end up with $214.00. Based on the above calculations my current advise is to drink heavily and recycle.

This new retirement plan pays better than anything the lawyers and economists can come up with, plus you get to enjoy the beer.

It is called a 401Keg program.

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