A bad day for Jess.

Yeh. Anyway...funny thing happened at work the other day. You know they decided to train me up at the service desk, and I was putting away some 2-liters of Coke into the grocery return basket, which happened to be above my head (then again, a lot of things are above my head). One of them decided to fall out of my hand, cap first, onto the floor...and thusly decided to explode, and soak everyone behind the desk, mainly myself, and one customer. I spent an hour mopping and cleaning all tagged surfaces, including a few of the computers.

Woooo...Ya shoulda seen it. It did one of those spiral sprays. Hit the ceiling and everything.

Rather embarrassing, actually...

That's a design flaw that is! You're not supposed to lift things above your head to put them in places.

Heh heh... amusaing, nonetheless.

I told you this would be bad news!

Well...really, other than that it's not that bad. Once I get used to everything I think it'll actually be rather fun.

It's just the beginning Jess. I forsee more to come.

/pray

Shit. You're going to be my first irate customer, aren't you?

Give me a phone number.

...No.

an hour to clean up? This is a convenience store not "Debbie Does Dallas" .

You underestimate the distance of the spray. 'Sides, I had to mop the floor three times to get rid off all the sticky residue.

You underestimate the distance of the spray. 'Sides, I had to mop the floor three times to get rid off all the sticky residue.

thought i enjoyed sticky residue??

thought i enjoyed sticky residue??

What a random statement.


I've had to clean up almost as much in one of my first weeks of work at Hardees last year. In short, two 44 oz. filled with coke fell onto the floor and I got to mop it up. At least I didn't have to clean up the puke the next day. (Gunbound had to, for those of you who remember him)

No, but I've had to clean...quite literally...shit off of the floor in the handicap stall in the girls bathroom once.

Grossness...I told them I'd never do that again.

My manager was all pissed cause some fucker clogged the mens toilet at OfficeMax. He stood there for 20 mins flushing and was furious when he came out.

There've been used tampons on the floor as well. Thankfully...they actually have a bio team to clean that up.

Not so much a bio team as a couple of team leaders and a bottle full of some ammonia, actually. Sucks to be them.

Someone has to do it, thankfully not you.

Agreed.

Ick. Cleaning up tampons is just about at the bottom of the list entitled "Things Jake Would Like To Do"

I imagine it would be near the bottom of the list on what anyone would like to do.

Not here .