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Explosive Diarreah
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Posted 2005-01-26, 10:07 PM
Wholy Crap. Never before did I think that crap could fly vertically out of your ass. I litterally had to clean up the bottom of the toilet seat afterwards, give it TWO courtesy flushes, and wash my hands twice! Wish I knew what I ate so I can avoid that again.
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Posted 2005-01-26, 10:13 PM in reply to Kaneda's post "Explosive Diarreah"
So do you usually shit sideways? Because that seems.. uncomfortable.
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Posted 2005-01-26, 10:44 PM in reply to Kaneda's post "Explosive Diarreah"
Indeed it was very uncomfortable, but no it doesnt happen often, and definatly not by choice. Just the right chemical combination in my bowels I suppose. Maybe if we figured out what it is you have to eat, we could win wars by keeping the enemy occupied on the toilet.
Someone give me a cd key damnit.
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Posted 2005-01-26, 10:53 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Indeed it was very uncomfortable, but..."
Hmm, would you be interested in chunneling?
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Posted 2005-01-26, 10:59 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "Hmm, would you be interested in..."
Define chunneling? I hope its nothing like felching... cause definatly not.
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Posted 2005-01-26, 11:17 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Define chunneling? I hope its nothing..."
Basically we connect a tube into each other's asses and sling shit back and forth in the tube.
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Posted 2005-01-26, 11:25 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "Basically we connect a tube into each..."
Hmmm, I don't see much use to that. But it is an interesting idea. Ummm have you checked into http://www.tubgirl.com
Its not quite my cup of tea, infact it could almost induce vomiting but if your into chunneling...
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Posted 2005-01-27, 01:28 AM in reply to Kaneda's post "Explosive Diarreah"
Wonderful
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Posted 2005-01-27, 11:11 AM in reply to Kaneda's post "Explosive Diarreah"
Extremely bad diarrhoea can lead to bad things.

Search "durchfall" on Google...
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Posted 2005-01-27, 12:18 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Extremely bad diarrhoea can lead to bad..."
Or don't. k

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Posted 2005-01-27, 12:44 PM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "Or don't. k"
Get a radar gun and record speed next time it happens.
Oh... And...

Cha cha cha!
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Posted 2005-01-27, 01:13 PM in reply to pr0xy's post starting "Get a radar gun and record speed next..."
If you smoke weed at night you get mild diahrea the next morning.
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Posted 2005-01-27, 01:20 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "If you smoke weed at night you get mild..."
I was waiting to see who would do the cha cha cha. Haha,
I don't think so kaos, maybe thats a personal thing, lotsa people arn't even morning crappers...
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Posted 2005-01-27, 01:26 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "I was waiting to see who would do the..."
Hmm...well in that case.

Have you ever had any ass leakage?
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Posted 2005-01-27, 01:36 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Hmm...well in that case. Have you..."
Ya, but only when I've had to go bad, and farted or something. If Marijuana affected your bowels, Im sure theres research on it.
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Posted 2005-01-27, 05:05 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Ya, but only when I've had to go bad,..."
Only time weed fucked up my stomach was if i ate it.
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Posted 2005-01-27, 05:08 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Only time weed fucked up my stomach was..."
Yeah, but anything does that to your stomach. Except SEMEN!! AHAHAHAHHA!!111111111111

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Posted 2005-01-27, 05:16 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Only time weed fucked up my stomach was..."
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Only time weed fucked up my stomach was if i ate it.

Yeah thats what I meant...
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Posted 2005-01-27, 05:39 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Yeah thats what I meant..."
Koas, We Must Converse
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Posted 2005-01-27, 08:32 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "Koas, We Must Converse"
Send him a PM or something,

On the pot subject, it gives me diarhea as well sometimes. I don't think it is uncommon.
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