Mario Melee

Arena: Inferno Island
A giant burnt piece of rock way out to sea in a lake composed completely of flames. The only way to enter is by teleportation. There is no escape until your opponents are all killed...

Participants: 6
Rules: Try telling rules to the monsters that we'll be seeing...


The first 2 people to arrive are the heroes themselves, Mario and Luigi! Staring around at the small bit of Earth that existed inexplicably in a sea of mile-high flames. Mario and Luigi prepared themselves for whatever would come their way. Good luck boys!

Secondly to arrive, scurrying swiftly to his position, we have the devilish genius, a creature that'll take any measure to win, Master Hand! Good luck...whatever you are.

Thirdly, we have the alter-ego of Master Hand, an entity that exists to destroy rather than create, the somewhat insane, Crazy Hand!!

Our fourth participant is, another somewhat insane fellow, the only other human to participate in this tournament, a guy who should really get out more, Booster! He may not be that bright, but he'll smash you good!!

Second to last, we have the abomination, the shittiest thing I've ever read, Fawful's chosen vessel, Bowletta... Lame.

""RRRROOOOOOOOOAAARRRR!!" Our last participant, the single worst creation fo Master Hand, the infamous, the monolithic, the feared, GIGA BOWSER!!! Towering above all the others, making the whole island shake with each footstep, he methodically goes to his position. Good luck...as if he needed it.

We have all the participants. They're ready, as if we cared if they were. It's time for the biggest bloodbath, probably the only bloodbath, in Mario history. Here comes the pain!!!