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Posted 2004-09-24, 09:40 AM
I can't review worth shit. Too many rules and whatnot. So, here I am.

Totally a failure. It went the way of MK: Annihilation.

Jill was in it, but had such a lame role. She hardly ever did anything worth watching. I know the story is revolving around Alice, but at least give Jill a good part.

Nemesis was more machine than creature. He also had a gattling gun and he didn't even mutate once. I liked when he said, "S.T.A.R.S." that one time, though.

The pimp was a good extra. Added some comedy.

Nikolai sucked. He was an awesome villain in the game, but here, he gets eaten by those dogs. I thought it was a joke. Like, he supposedly died in RE3 too.

The music wasn't half as good. It was okay, but it didn't suit it the way the music from the first one did.

Big flop. You can see it. It's not GOD awful, but be prepared for something less than what you expected.
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Posted 2004-09-24, 12:37 PM in reply to Kuja`s #1's post starting "I can't review worth shit. Too many..."
every movie taking from video game will sux no matter what.
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Posted 2004-09-25, 12:19 AM in reply to Kuja`s #1's post starting "I can't review worth shit. Too many..."
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
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Posted 2004-09-25, 12:19 AM in reply to osmoses-jones's post starting "every movie taking from video game will..."
That and most remakes.
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Posted 2004-09-25, 04:22 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "That and most remakes."
The Dawn of the Dead remake was fucking amazing. Don't ever say that a remake can't be done right. It's just that usually they aren't done right.
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Posted 2004-09-25, 09:35 AM in reply to Raziel's post starting "The Dawn of the Dead remake was fucking..."
Notice how I said most remakes. You just basically restated what I said, in a longer form
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Posted 2004-09-25, 09:37 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Notice how I said most remakes. You..."
It wasn't exactly a remake, though. Didn't it have a whole new storyline?
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Posted 2004-09-25, 08:11 PM in reply to NonGayMan's post starting "It wasn't exactly a remake, though...."
i was waiting for this movie but it sux, hey kuja did they put hunter and other killer zombie or just like last movie dog and zombie. they sad thing is they put some nudity so they can make people want to see it.
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Posted 2004-09-25, 09:32 PM in reply to osmoses-jones's post starting "i was waiting for this movie but it..."
osmoses-jones said:
i was waiting for this movie but it sux, hey kuja did they put hunter and other killer zombie or just like last movie dog and zombie. they sad thing is they put some nudity so they can make people want to see it.

WTf...........?

Assuming it was female nudity
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Posted 2004-09-25, 09:45 PM in reply to Kuja`s #1's post starting "I can't review worth shit. Too many..."
I think he means nudity/sex is being used as a marketting tool to get younger kids to watch.
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Posted 2004-09-26, 12:57 PM in reply to NonGayMan's post starting "I think he means nudity/sex is being..."
Uh... they had a hunter in the first movie. And there were several in the second.
So this baby seal walks into a club.
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