Wut teh fukc?

Here's a long ass story that is sure to make you think, "Wut teh fukc?"

Friday night I go to a party and get home around 3:00 am Saturday morning. I am awoken at 9:00 am Saturday morning by 3, really loud bangs on my door. I think, "Wut teh fukc?" I open my door and my step-mom is standing there. I said, "What?" She says, "Get up and mow the grass, your dad is already out there and he's not too happy. It's going to rain soon. Mow the grass." I look outside and it's blue skies for as long as you can see.

I explain to her, "I got home around 3 am and I'm tired. Let me sleep for like another hour." She responds, "NO! DO IT NOW!" and walks away. So I shut my door and go back to sleep.

Ten minutes later comes yelling from the bottom of the stairs, "TR!(That's me). GET UP AND MOW THE GRASS NOW!" Again, I think Wut teh fukc? It takes me a couple of minutes to wake up and I put my shoes on and go outside. I stop my dad who is on the riding lawn mower and he turns it off. I explain to him what my step-mom has just said and explain to him that I will do it a little bit later. I have all freaking day to mow the grass and there is blue skies so I know it's not going to rain. He says, "I don't want to argue with you." and starts the mower up and continues to mow the grass. So I go back in my room and go to sleep.

About 30 minutes later we all eat breakfast together. Nothing really is said so I go back up to my room and do whatever until I have to go to work. I get a drink of water and head out to work. My dad stops me at the door and says, "I really want to thank you for all the effort you put forth in mowing the grass today." I say, "Dad, you didn't want me to help you. You wouldn't listen to me this morning and continued to mow the grass. You didn't say anything all day long about me not being out there. You could have easily said, 'TR go mow the grass' and guess what? I would have mowed the grass! Instead you acted like everything was ok and I didn't have to help you."

He says, "You should know what to do." I respond with, "I'm not psychic, I don't know what you want me to do." He then decides to tell me that I'm grounded for the next month because I didn't help him mow the grass today. That just doesn't make sense. He grounds me for something that I didn't know about. He never once told me to come help him. He deliberately didn't tell me just so he could ground me. Well, I say, "You know what? I don't want to be grounded. I'm going to go live with my mother for a while."

So, I'm at my mom's house for a while. They're divorced and there are court orders and the like but I really don't want to pay attention to that. This shit has been happening for a while now at my dad's house between my step-mom and him and I'm through with it. I'm tired of dreading going over there, so I'm just going to stop.

After all this the only thing I can think is, "Wut teh fukc?"

Actually, it makes me think

"What the Fuck?"

No, no it doesn't. I'm going over there Monday after school to get whatever I need to live at my mom's for a while.

Yeah, it doesnt.

It really just makes me think

" His dad and step mom are anuses"

Man. Wut teh fukc?

Maybe you should of just mowed the lawn when she asked you to... Are you paying rent there? (I'm not assuming you don't, I'm just asking.) You didnt even have to PUSH the lawn mower... Just sit down on it. Lazzy ass skinhead.

Strange. Thats insane-o-dumb. I hate it when people (parents) do that.

grounded for offering to mow the lawn...

Mine do that to me all the time, I'm amazed I haven't flung a fucking wrench at someones head. I swear it happens every weekend. Yeah, that's definitely a "wut teh fukc" situation right there...

That's pretty cool how you decide who to live with though. That is definetly a wut teh fukc thing right there.

wut teh fukc, tell them w00t.ace says u shouldnt be grounded, and they'll let u go

yah they happens to me.... i will mow the lawn if they tell me to but they always expect me to mow the lawn without them asking and i'm not really that kind of person so i get in trouble

Well, (1) She should've said "After you get some more sleep, would you mow the lawn, please?" (2) you should've told your dad that you'd do it then and there. (3) When you two were talking, he shouldn't have grounded you because you didn't take charge and mow the lawn.

Before I went to the party, I offered to mow the grass as a bribe in order to be able to go to the party. Sure, they said. Come home and mow it tomorrow. I had all intentions to do just that. When I get waken up like that shit and then ignored when I go outside, I figure they don't need my help.

Retarded.

I used to argue alot with my mom, then I started taking ritalin. We don't fight much anymore.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Ugh, sounds like another bullshit prescription to me, go kill your doctor.

Actually i wanted to be add.


1.) If you drink or smoke on ritalin. BAM! your fucked up as hell.
2.) It makes homework not so terrible.
3.) You absorb EVERYTHING your teacher says, it makes testing really easy.
4.) It calms you down.



But I doubt I'm really ADD.

Snorting works too.

You sounded like a spoil little kid to me.