Worst physical pain ever?

Mine would probably have to be when a muscle in my right leg randomly started contracting. It hurt so much I nearly passed out from the pain -.-

It's called cramp...its not that painfull u pussy.

Mine is pretty recent (cant really remember older pains) I had an infection in my face cavity (internet translation dunno what its called) its up your nose behind/between your eyes adn it feels like someone is smashing a hammer at your face every second.

-_-

It's called a charlie horse.

Oh and that time that i broke my arm in 7 places. Wasn't fun.

testicle + rubber mallet

testicle + rubber mallet

That wins.

Anyone other than me put staples in there arms for fun?

:: raises hand ::

That's dumb. Anyways, soccer cleat in the balls. Happened a week ago, could barely stand.

Fell down a slope in high speed on jar asphalt. Large chunks of rocks got stuck deep inside my knees, the left side of my hip and my palms. It wasn't an immense pain, more like papercut * 80. Don't try it at home, kids.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

testical + 200 pound man applying pressure slowly untill it pops

Swimmer's ear >_<

Oh god.

Testicle with 201 lb man applying pressure.

When my friends and I were high we started randomly sticking ducktape on our bodies. I stuck a whole strip across my chin. I have a goatee and let me tell you, NEVER DO THIS EVER. Oh shit, I was screamin so loud my friends were flippin out, lol. Good times..

Probably have to be some burn that I can't think of right now... I can't remember any of the semi-major things that happened to me hurting... I tore off a large amount of skin and flesh (think meat) from my knee at Disney World, but I just stared at it and wondered why it didn't start bleeding immediately. I also had my big toenail torn off, but I was freaking out too much to notice any pain I think. I figure shock numbs pain.

Probably have to be some burn that I can't think of right now... I can't remember any of the semi-major things that happened to me hurting... I tore off a large amount of skin and flesh (think meat) from my knee at Disney World, but I just stared at it and wondered why it didn't start bleeding immediately. I also had my big toenail torn off, but I was freaking out too much to notice any pain I think. I figure shock numbs pain.

How did you tear off your skin and flesh?

Having a riding lawnmower flip on you is the worst physical pain I've ever been in

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Oh, I thought you were going to say doubled cocked in the asshole.

AAAAHHHHHHHH hahahahahah

Oh, I thought you were going to say doubled cocked in the asshole.

>:

You vex me too much. You really need a beating.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.