Zelaron Improv

Because I'm bored and interested to see the creativity of the Zelaron members, I want to hear your best jokes (ones you made up or at least some that you know not many people have heard)

There was an American that was captured by a bunch of Polocks (Sp? - Polish). Each day they were going to cut off a limb until he died.

Day 1.

They cut off his right arm. They ask him if he has any last requests. He says, "Can you send it to America?"

"Why?"

"Because I want to buried in my home land."

They said they'd think about it.

Day 2.

They cut off his left arm, then tell him they sent the arm to America. Again, same deal, same request from the American, and same response.

Day 3.

Right leg. Same deal.

Day 4.

They cut off his left leg. He again asks, "Can you send it to America."

"NO!!"

"Why not?"

"We think you're trying to escape!"




Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night!

Pretty good Titus...

I'm trying to remember one about John Kerry...but I can't remember it :/

I remember it, I think it goes something like: John Kerry sucks, sucks sucks sucks!

I'm almost sure my teacher told me that joke titus said. I only thought it was the nazis caught an american during WWII or some bs, same joke though