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Posted 2002-04-20, 08:15 PM
A large group of lingering Taliban soldiers is moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune:

“One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 10 Taliban!”

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle erupts, then silence.

The voice then calls out, “One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 100 Taliban!”

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and, instantly, a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The American voice calls out once more, “One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 1,000 Taliban!”

The enraged Taliban Commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle rages. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and, with his dying words, tells his commander, “Don’t send any more men! It’s a trap—there are two of them!”
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Posted 2002-04-20, 08:17 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
LMAO!!! good one absolut!
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Posted 2002-04-20, 09:37 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
ty ty
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Posted 2002-04-20, 10:07 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
I laughed til the tear ducts in my eyes produced a watery substance!
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Posted 2002-04-20, 10:08 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
"i've got a gang of that shit"
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Posted 2002-04-20, 10:11 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
I Bust you in da leever ESSAY!
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Posted 2002-04-20, 10:12 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
que?
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Posted 2002-04-20, 10:25 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
Como Estas?
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Posted 2002-04-20, 10:26 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
tu tienes no palettas?
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Posted 2002-04-21, 12:12 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
rotflmfao, that was funny as hell, nice one!!!
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Posted 2002-04-21, 12:31 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
hehehe. funny stuff


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Posted 2002-04-22, 12:25 AM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
extremly funny absolut you should keep this post up everyday and chrusher wut ever happened to the humor fourm?
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Posted 2002-04-22, 03:57 AM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
Don't underestimate the power of the Taliban.
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Posted 2002-04-22, 05:38 AM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
Har har har!

Americans pwn j00!

More jokes! More I say!

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Posted 2002-04-22, 08:59 AM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
i bet half those taliban shot each other


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Posted 2002-04-22, 09:55 AM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
No way...that would be degrading the integrity of the Americans.

Besides the Taliban members would know who to shoot...because they would just look for the guys without a nice bushy beard and a turban.



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Posted 2002-04-22, 01:53 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
they (the taliban) mite know who to shoot, but doesnt mean theyll know how. they prob shoot each other tryin to figure out why the gun doesnt shoot when u scream "jihad!"




sorry, stupid keyboard is messed up at skool. damn imacs...


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Last edited by JRwakebord; 2002-04-22 at 04:11 PM.
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Huh?
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Posted 2002-04-22, 01:57 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
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that mite know who, but doesnt mean theyll know how. they proob sht each other tryin to figure out why the gun doesnt shoot when u scream "jihad!"
Is it just me, or did anyone else not understand that too?

Perhaps an "edit" would do your post some good.

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Posted 2002-04-22, 04:33 PM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
that better? if not, lol fuck it. im dumb. dont mind me


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Posted 2002-04-23, 12:17 AM in reply to Absolut's post "Joke of the Day..."
Yes, yes you are dumb
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