So I was watching TV the other day, when I saw the commercial for "Cinnamon Frosted Flakes" or whatever. The cereal claimed that it never got soggy in milk.
For the last 10 years or so, fucking cereal companies have been trying to make cereal that doesnt go soggy. I fear one day they will succeed. Who the fuck are they appealing to? Little pussy kids that start crying when their cereal goes soggy? Or health-conscious "soccer moms" that think cereal has less nutritional value when its soggy? I say fuck them...
I LOVE MY FUCKING CEREAL SOGGY. I personally let my Fruity Pebbles (not only the most pwn cereal, also the one with the least resistance to soggyness) sit around for a couple of minutes so that it becomes nice and soft. Who the fuck wants to do the work of chewing those fucking things right when they wake up? Who the fuck wants the sharp corners in dry cereal cutting away at their gums? I know I don't.
i gota have me cereal soggy or who knows what might happen?
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My favorite cereal is rice krispies.. I drown it in milk and when it gets pretty moist I drink the milk and then eat the rice crispies while its soggy.. good stuff
However I cannot stand most cereal being soggy.. I.E. Cheerios.. DISGUSTING SHIT
i like eating my cereal soggy it just fucking rules frosted mini wheats are my second favortie kind of cereal only to coco pebbles they fucking rule soggy they turn the milk into chocolate milk and the longer you let it set the more chocolaty the milke gets.
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