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Posted 2003-10-06, 11:58 AM
So I was watching TV the other day, when I saw the commercial for "Cinnamon Frosted Flakes" or whatever. The cereal claimed that it never got soggy in milk.

For the last 10 years or so, fucking cereal companies have been trying to make cereal that doesnt go soggy. I fear one day they will succeed. Who the fuck are they appealing to? Little pussy kids that start crying when their cereal goes soggy? Or health-conscious "soccer moms" that think cereal has less nutritional value when its soggy? I say fuck them...

I LOVE MY FUCKING CEREAL SOGGY. I personally let my Fruity Pebbles (not only the most pwn cereal, also the one with the least resistance to soggyness) sit around for a couple of minutes so that it becomes nice and soft. Who the fuck wants to do the work of chewing those fucking things right when they wake up? Who the fuck wants the sharp corners in dry cereal cutting away at their gums? I know I don't.

Long live soggy cereal.
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Posted 2003-10-06, 12:25 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
i dont like my cereal sogy. but cereal that cant get sogy is frickin unnatural. its against the laws of nature. screw it.
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Posted 2003-10-06, 12:25 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
VIVA LA SOGGY
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Posted 2003-10-06, 02:34 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
actually , the ones that dont go soggy are those frosted flakes things, left my cereal for 30 min. and still crunchy
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Posted 2003-10-06, 03:20 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
Well, it's true... that cinnamon frosted flakes really doesn't get soggy... it takes like a half an hour.

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Posted 2003-10-06, 03:55 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
i gota have me cereal soggy or who knows what might happen?
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Posted 2003-10-06, 03:58 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
you cant chew any more after you chew all the guys off the night before? don't want your throw to work overtime ..?
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Posted 2003-10-06, 04:02 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
I like inhaling rice krispies
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Posted 2003-10-06, 04:03 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
soggy or dry? if they are dry it makes your nose bleed.. thats if you snort them anyhows..
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Posted 2003-10-06, 04:07 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
i hate soggy porn cops =D






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Posted 2003-10-06, 04:10 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
I like soggy Frosted Mini Wheats.

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Posted 2003-10-06, 04:11 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
Ach mini wheats taste liek shit weither or not they are soggy. Yuck
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Posted 2003-10-06, 04:12 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
My favorite cereal is rice krispies.. I drown it in milk and when it gets pretty moist I drink the milk and then eat the rice crispies while its soggy.. good stuff


However I cannot stand most cereal being soggy.. I.E. Cheerios.. DISGUSTING SHIT
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Posted 2003-10-06, 05:16 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
Yes, some cereal sucks being soggy. However, Fruity Pebbles pwn when theyre soggy.
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Posted 2003-10-06, 07:13 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
nah cuz you get a resin from the grain on your tongue, remind you of anything you woke up tasting in your mouth mantra?

ya.. mini wheats qwn and your just dont like them Sov cuz they aren't sauteed in pig lard.
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Posted 2003-10-06, 08:08 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
i like eating my cereal soggy it just fucking rules frosted mini wheats are my second favortie kind of cereal only to coco pebbles they fucking rule soggy they turn the milk into chocolate milk and the longer you let it set the more chocolaty the milke gets.
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Posted 2003-10-06, 08:13 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
count chocula!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 2003-10-06, 08:45 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
i like you
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Posted 2003-10-06, 09:37 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
Yes Apoq, I like cum, you have a problem with it?
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Posted 2003-10-06, 09:38 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Cereal that doesn't go soggy"
sogy cum is the worst
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