Ebay Madness

The Web's Black Market

Jay Monahan admits there have been some pretty shady items for sale on eBay. "One guy was selling 3 grams of plutonium," says Monahan, who is associate general counsel for the auction site. "We took it down."

Of course, sometimes an outrageous listing means someone's hawking a hoax. But the fact is that the Web provides a wide net for people to fence stolen or illegal wares. EBay says it has worked closely with the FBI, the State Department, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and even the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service to investigate suspicious items on its exchange. In one case, eBay found a missile for sale, but kept the item listed so the Defense Department could go undercover to arrest the seller.

So, who's policing the Net? No one and everyone, it seems. "Every agency from the FBI to the Treasury to Customs to the Postal Service is trying to develop areas of expertise right now," says Lt. Lon Ramlan of the San Francisco Police Department, which just created a high-tech crimes unit. The FDA may get in on the act, too. President Clinton has proposed giving the agency $10 million to hire investigators to root out online pharmacies that push pills without requiring prescriptions.

Even if it's not clear who's watching, the Net probably isn't the best place to unload illegal wares. Microsoft says it's already taken legal action against 7,500 sites it found selling pirated copies of its software, and eBay notes that its members send in hundreds of tips each week. With millions of eyeballs scouring the auction site each day, Monahan concludes, "eBay is probably the dumbest place on Earth someone could try to sell illegal items." / Ivan Gale



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BELIEVE IT OR NOT

There's more to eBay than the used crockery trade, as 1999's "one healthy kidney for sale" listing made clear. Among the more bizarre - and mostly illegal - items that have popped up on the exchange:


AK-47s
Cuban cigars
DirecTV scrambler
Human soul
Lawn darts
Missiles
Newborn children
Nuclear cruise-missile-carrying submarine
Plutonium
Pounds of marijuana
Russian-made rocket launcher
Saber-toothed tiger fang
Stolen shampoo shipment
Tickets to a death-row execution

For more info on the nuclear cruise-missile-carrying submarine...

http://hosted.enhanced-design.de/eba...atomuboot.html

lmfao death row tickets ahahahaha

but why are cuban cugras bizarre and 'illegal'?

We have a trade embargo against Cuba, its a communist country but I don't know exactly why the embargo is in place..

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

ppl've also tried to sell their soul on ebay...

1 more question...how old is this...

President Clinton has proposed

has, past tense learn ur grammar! Well i posted it because i've found out about the 8 million dollar submarine and searched up other queer things ppl try to sell on ebay

I want uboat!

searched up other queer things ppl try to sell on ebay

Hmmmm, are you trying to tell us something....?

What about selling Diablo 2 items!! I can't believe that those figments of our real life imagination didn't make the cut!!

I want uboat!

sure just give me 10 million euros

If we all pitch in we could get that submarine, invade the bahamas and retire.

or cuba... they have the 1 trillion dollar bill!