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Posted 2006-08-09, 04:48 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I think the real question is: do you..."
Dude trust me. You dont want to know
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Posted 2006-08-09, 12:43 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting "WTF is a "Rusty Trombone"?"
I'm going to take a guess here, but...

What colour is rust?
A trombone is long and hard, aye?

Put two and two together et voila, there's your rusty trombone.

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And how on earth am I supposed to know what an "enema" is? I'm not into all this weird stuff.
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Posted 2006-08-09, 03:26 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I think the real question is: do you..."
I dont think it will have that large of an effect on me.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
Raziel said:
er er LOL
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Posted 2006-08-09, 05:34 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting "I dont think it will have that large of..."
Eating someone's ass while reaching around and jerking them off at the same time.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-08-10, 10:31 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Eating someone's ass while reaching..."
What The Fuck??!!!
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Posted 2006-08-10, 10:34 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I'm going to take a guess here, but......"
Enemas aren't necessarily for cleaning, they're also helpful for people who are having troubles going to the bathroom. That help?

And JR: Now you've ruined HoH's innocence ;-;
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Posted 2006-08-10, 11:41 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Enemas aren't necessarily for cleaning,..."
Fair enough.

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My interpretation of a rusty trombone was completely wrong.
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Posted 2006-08-10, 01:23 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Fair enough. --- My..."
It's cool. I don't know what a Polish Bike Ride is.
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Posted 2006-08-11, 06:57 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "It's cool. I don't know what a Polish..."
Poor, little, centered-minded people.
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Posted 2006-08-11, 07:08 AM in reply to Natasta's post starting "Poor, little, centered-minded people."
It woudl appear I posted this image thinking this was that dead fetus thread.

Not awake yet.

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Posted 2006-08-11, 08:16 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "It woudl appear I posted this image..."
Poor Sov.

Poor no-minded people.

Poor Poles.

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What IS a Polish Bike Ride?
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Posted 2006-08-11, 11:00 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "What The Fuck??!!!"
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What The Fuck??!!!

That's about the standard response.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-08-11, 11:05 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "That's about the standard response."
1.
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.

2.
When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.

3.
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind in the doggy position, there is another woman riding the woman as if on a bike holding her braids like handle bars and making a pedaling motion with her feet, and massaging herself.
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Posted 2006-08-11, 11:09 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "1. When a man is having sex with a..."
LO9L. That last one brings to mind the most ridiculous mental picture.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-08-11, 01:03 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "LO9L. That last one brings to mind the..."
Why on earth would you kick someone in the breasts?!!
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Posted 2006-08-11, 01:26 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Why on earth would you kick someone in..."
yea trust me that hurts =(
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2006-08-11, 02:29 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "yea trust me that hurts =("
How the FUCK would you know that?


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-08-11, 04:09 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "How the FUCK would you know that?"
cause, i got kicked in the boobs! nothing sexual though, just got kicked, and it hurts alot ='(
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Posted 2006-08-11, 04:48 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "cause, i got kicked in the boobs! ..."
I've been dropkicked in the chest. I have felt more pain than you.
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Posted 2006-08-11, 04:55 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I've been dropkicked in the chest. I..."
You don't have boobs so it doesn't feel the same! if you do, theyre prob no where near as big as mine. and thats no where near the worst pain ive felt. and doing that in sex is wierddddddd. i prefer my chest unkicked thank you very much
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