You never go ass to mouth!
 

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

The first rule of going ass to mouth:
1. You do not talk about going ass to mouth.

2. Never go ass to mouth with a guy.

Wouldn't it be a teensy bit messy?

A2M for the win!

Yah can't say I've done that to a girl yet.

Only on special occasions.

Like when your head is up your ass

Been there, done that. It's not as bad as people make it out to be as long as you can get the fact that your tongue is sliding up something that yesterday's lunch, along with a mix of other ingredients, was the last thing to occupy the tunnel.
Only if it's clean.

That's my two cents.

Nah. It's not messy at all if the person's clean ;)

By clean do you mean clean on the outside, or clean on the inside? Either way, it wouldn't hurt to shove a hosepipe up there for a few minutes, just to get rid of anything that's hanging around, no?

Lenny, have you turned gay on all of us? No one should even speak of shoving a hosepipe 'up there'.

I hope I haven't.

It probably comes with working with sex-crazed sicko's for 9 hours a day for the past 7 weeks.

Give me some time back at school with normal people and I'll be right as rain. :)

Leny that's called an enema.

Yeah, beat me to it :(

Why the hell is this being talked about? ><

I don't know, but would you like a rusty trombone? <3

Hahaha I had to explain what a rusty trombone was to a friend of mine, and the last line of the conversation was the best:

"Ok I get why it's a trombone, but why is it rust-- OH MY GOD EWWWWWWW!!!"

hehe. It's a fun thing to explain, especially the reactions people give :D

WTF is a "Rusty Trombone"?

I think the real question is: do you want to know? I think your life would be much happier not knowing.