let me see, the 4 of diamonds, which as everyone knows means 344 children, and the humm, ah the jack of spades...
married to a woman by the name of Cleopatra....
With this nightÂ’s revels and expire the term
Of a despisèd life, closed in my breast,
By some vile forfeit of untimely death.
But he that hath the steerage of my course
Direct my sail! On, lusty gentleman!
Romeo believes that going to this party will trigger events that will lead to his death.
Later on, Romeo finds that his leg is detached from his body and monkeys are flying out of it. He then goes on to eat some cheese and tell stories about elephants and trees. His mother falls off the Eiffel Tower and lands safely on her feet, commending him on his excellence. I donÂ’t know what IÂ’m talking about and it sounds really dumb. I think that if Romeo werenÂ’t really, really gay, then the whole thing would have been much cooler. If Juliet hadnÂ’t been such a fucking idiot, then the wedding would not have been moved to Wednesday and would have been Thursday instead.
Well it's time for me to go see you all tommorow if wut mr.cleo predicted you should all come to my funeral and tell a girl named samantha that I will be waiting for her in the afterlife or sumthing close to that (don't be trying to hit on her or I will haunt your ass )
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