I fucking ruined my essay... :]

With this night’s revels and expire the term
Of a despisèd life, closed in my breast,
By some vile forfeit of untimely death.
But he that hath the steerage of my course
Direct my sail! On, lusty gentleman!
Romeo believes that going to this party will trigger events that will lead to his death.
Later on, Romeo finds that his leg is detached from his body and monkeys are flying out of it. He then goes on to eat some cheese and tell stories about elephants and trees. His mother falls off the Eiffel Tower and lands safely on her feet, commending him on his excellence. I don’t know what I’m talking about and it sounds really dumb. I think that if Romeo weren’t really, really gay, then the whole thing would have been much cooler. If Juliet hadn’t been such a fucking idiot, then the wedding would not have been moved to Wednesday and would have been Thursday instead.

Il papa caca nei legno?