You never go ass to mouth!

A-HA! I know what "wooden spoon" is now.

And I wish I didn't.

Um... why not? It's spoon made of dead trees.

*kicks breasts*

Lol. So the bicycle technique not only provides pleasure but helps you tone up your legs through vigorous aerobic exercise.

LO9L. That last one brings to mind the most ridiculous mental picture.

I concur.

am i interrupting by posting? and how did the subject of the conversation change from ass to mouth to wooden spoon?

Just basic conversational thingies. It starts out as a sexual thingy, so we carry on with the sexual thingies, get on to weird things to do during sex, and then Wooden Spoon sounds like something might happen.

Wooden spoon = low-tech speculum.

Heh.You'd have to polish it a bit, no?

Don't want any splinters, now do we?

Oh no. Don't talk to me about splinters. I've had a couple a day for the past 9 weeks.

Um.... where are these splinters located?

In my hands of course. What am I going to do; lift heavy, wooden pallets with my teeth?

.....

In my hands of course. What am I going to do; lift heavy, wooden pallets with my teeth?

I once watched a british man pick up and concrete block with his testicles

In my hands of course. What am I going to do; lift heavy, wooden pallets with my teeth?

No, a 60 inch cock.

I was going to say something along those lines...

"You're not the one that ended up with mayo in your cooch!"

"One ring, ....."

I wanna know how I missed this thread.

I was wondering who bumped this thread, but I should have known.