World Record Thread

It seems the majority of people I check out at where I work are illegals. They don't know English, pay in very large bills only (seriously, $100 bill for a candy that's 69 cents? FTW?), and come in packs.

The majority of people I see are probably gay.

I figure in PA that 1/9 people is hetero.

I'm gay. And I'm sick and I'm tired. No more work and illegal mexicans plz ;-;

Hmmm... how about combining work and illegal Mexicans and become a Mass Murderer?

I don't speak Spanish. It wouldn't work.

It doesn't really matter.

Say hello to them in awful Spanish, and then blast/knife/strangle/dissect them to kingdom come.

Hey, it'll solve the job shortage problem.

Well not really... not unless every unemployed person goes out, gets a job as a mass murderer and annihilates illegal immigrants.

Otherwise it just solves the problem of however many people who are unemployed.

Have I just said the same thing in different words?

Yes.

Yes you have.

Damn bullshit rule.

Ah well.

Free glod for all!

I mean, killing all the people who steal the jobs and employing at the same time.

Not that I'm against cheap labor or anything.

So...

You're on about killing people who have the jobs, and so letting registered citizens have the jobs instead.

I'm on about unemployed people getting a job in mindlessly annihilating illegal immigrants, so cutting down not only the numbers of unemployed Americans (Mass Murderer is a job after all), and the number of unemployed Mexicans (if all the unemployed ones are taken out, then there won't be as many). Kill the problems of unemployed Americans and Illegal Immigration with one stone.

It works either way...

I'll race ya!

Then morality has to rear it's ugly head...

Oh no. Only religious people have morals.

MJ isn't quite religious and he has moral standards.

I wouldn't kill anyone for no reason, however, I would go beyond the religious limitations of moral issues.

I would go beyond the religious limitations of moral issues.

Are there any specific situations to which this would apply?

Profanity, basically anything concerning my libido...

I'll curse as much as I want.

I'll be the horniest little bitch there ever was.

I won't kill though. Depraving someone of their life is too horrible for me.

I've never done it, so I can't really comment.

It might be a sick thing to say, but I can kind of understand the fascination all these psycho's have with killing something just to watch it die.

I'd quite happily sit down and dissect a rat (though I can't now I've dropped Biology ) or, failing that, anything - whether it be living, mechanical, electronical. Just to see how it's put together.

I do believe I might be one of these kids that grows up and goes on killing sprees for the crack of it.

Hey, you're not alone, whenever I see a commercial on TV with furry animated animals, I imagine them exploding for no reason at all.

(especially when there's snow in the commercial, then it spreads really nice)