Joke thread

Whats worse that 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to ten trees!

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?

HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS TO MINE?

idk. =(


What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

They're just educated guesses. Well, I know one similar to the ten babies nailed to one tree (What's worse than eight babies in one bin?), and the onion one was luck.

Don't know the last one, though.

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And the answer to mine:

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?
An erection.

Hah thats messed up

answer to mine
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

a pile of dead babies with a live one on the bottom tryin to eat his way out

How do you make a dead baby float?

Hmmm... stop holding it down?

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What do you do when you've had a baby?

Hmmm... stop holding it down?

Wrong. Answer: 1 glass root beer, 2 scoops dead baby.

lol I think dead baby jokes are tasteless but I laughed at that one.

Haha, the dead baby jokes are pretty fucked up. What's wrong is the people that sit around and think them up. Hmph.

Just be glad I haven't busted out the pedophile jokes.