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-Spector- 2008-03-18 02:43 PM

Joke thread
 
Post 'em.. I need a good laugh.

I'll start:

Why are all black guys fast?


(Answer below)

Because all the slow ones are in jail!

Adrenachrome 2008-03-18 02:53 PM

How do you know if your home was burglarized by an asian person

-Spector- 2008-03-18 02:56 PM

Your rice is missing?

Adrenachrome 2008-03-18 09:19 PM

Your valuables are missing and your kids homework is complete.

-Spector- 2008-03-19 02:03 AM

rofl, nice one

talentedhamster 2008-03-19 06:38 AM

This one's old, you've probably already heard it but oh well.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car. Who's driving?

D3V 2008-03-19 06:40 AM

the cop!

talentedhamster 2008-03-19 06:44 AM

=( i tried.

Lenny 2008-03-19 12:39 PM

What do four out of five people enjoy?

-Spector- 2008-03-19 01:31 PM

Sexual Favors?

-Spector- 2008-03-19 02:10 PM

Here's a picture joke:

Bush fused with McCain!

http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-cont...ccain-bush.jpg

-Spector- 2008-03-19 02:11 PM

Even better...

VOTE FOR BILLARY!!

http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-cont...03/billary.jpg

talentedhamster 2008-03-19 02:57 PM

wait i wanna know lenny's answer!

-Spector- 2008-03-19 03:02 PM

I agree...

LENNY! GET ON THE BALL NIGGA!

::EDIT:: Off topic but Lenny, do they use the word "nigger" or "nigga" over in the UK?

Lenny 2008-03-19 05:57 PM

It's used, aye.

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What do four out of five people enjoy?

Gang rape.

Vault Dweller 2008-03-19 11:59 PM

Awesome, Lenny. I'm gonna have to remember that one.

Ok, this may be pushing the envelope of good taste, but here goes:

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

Thanatos 2008-03-20 10:41 AM

Oh God.. a dead baby joke.

Dead babies splatter when you throw them?

Lenny 2008-03-20 10:45 AM

I seem to remember it being something along the lines of: you can't load bowling balls onto a truck with a pitchfork.

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Talking about babies... two for you:

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?

talentedhamster 2008-03-20 02:44 PM

idk, but i got a good one!


Whats the difference between a dead baby and an onion

Lenny 2008-03-20 04:53 PM

Onions make you cry when you peel them?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?

Nail it's other foot to the floor.


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