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Joke thread
Post 'em.. I need a good laugh.
I'll start: Why are all black guys fast? (Answer below) Because all the slow ones are in jail! |
How do you know if your home was burglarized by an asian person
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Your rice is missing?
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Your valuables are missing and your kids homework is complete.
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rofl, nice one
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This one's old, you've probably already heard it but oh well.
A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car. Who's driving? |
the cop!
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=( i tried.
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What do four out of five people enjoy?
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Sexual Favors?
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Here's a picture joke:
Bush fused with McCain! http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-cont...ccain-bush.jpg |
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wait i wanna know lenny's answer!
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I agree...
LENNY! GET ON THE BALL NIGGA! ::EDIT:: Off topic but Lenny, do they use the word "nigger" or "nigga" over in the UK? |
It's used, aye.
--- What do four out of five people enjoy? Gang rape. |
Awesome, Lenny. I'm gonna have to remember that one.
Ok, this may be pushing the envelope of good taste, but here goes: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? |
Oh God.. a dead baby joke.
Dead babies splatter when you throw them? |
I seem to remember it being something along the lines of: you can't load bowling balls onto a truck with a pitchfork.
--- Talking about babies... two for you: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles? |
idk, but i got a good one!
Whats the difference between a dead baby and an onion |
Onions make you cry when you peel them?
--- How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them. How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles? Nail it's other foot to the floor. |
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