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Posted 2005-01-03, 05:38 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "When the FUCK did I say being gay isn't..."
Hmm, well lets remember that time where i was reading you my converstaion with mantra. It went something like " Yeah i never actually believed that mantra was gay but now i really do understand it" and then you say something along the lines of " Where have you been the past 18 months?" and i say " Well i knew he said he was gay, but i never believed it, and i'm disturbed by it becuase i dont understand how you can like another man.. Its just very.. gay.." and you say something like " Well thats just the way things are, you cant change it "

I didnt mean you didnt say it was ' wrong ', i meant that the way you said things gave me a clue that it didnt bother you, but you just looked down upon it. I've only had one homosexual conversation and it was the one stated above. I dont 'stalk' you, i dont ' worship' you, so how am i supposed to know you're anit-gay. I'm very anti-gay, but just becuase i like to fuck around doesnt mean i'm homosexual.

Btw, if you stare at your sig long enough you kinda feel some kind of.. (In lack of better wordage).. trip.. going on... It is boggeling. I might spontaniously combust if i keep staring...
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Posted 2005-01-03, 06:13 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Thank you for the site."
I thought you'd like it
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Posted 2005-01-03, 06:43 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "*wipes the brown off nose and finds it..."
slaynish said:
*wipes the brown off nose and finds it to be thanato's sisters pussyjuice*
So that's where she got that smell from... Take a shower, fatty.
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Posted 2005-01-03, 06:46 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "So that's where she got that smell..."
Hmm wait.. Nevermind.


It was her shit on my nose >.<

GAH!

Wait. If the shit was on my nose, that must really proove i was making out with her tight cunt.

Congrats, you contradicted your insult.
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Posted 2005-01-03, 07:10 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "Hmm wait.. Nevermind. It was her..."
Slaynish, shut the fuck up, seriously.














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Posted 2005-01-03, 07:15 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Slaynish, shut the fuck up, seriously."
D3V said:
I'm a racist attention whore.

Is that so?
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Posted 2005-01-03, 11:06 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "Is that so?"
Of course it bothers me, what the hell can I do about it though?

Nothing. People are gay and there's nothing you can do about it.
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Posted 2005-01-03, 11:33 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Of course it bothers me, what the hell..."
Johnny Cochrane: Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe his client wrote Stinky Britches ten years ago, and they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider.
[Walks up to a chart stand]
Johnny Cochrane: Ladies and Gentlemen, (Pulls down picture of Chewbacca) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wooky from the planet Kishic, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense.
Gerald (Whispering): Dammit.
Chef (Whispering): What?
Gerald (Whispering): He's using the Chewbacca defense.
Johnny Cochrane: Why would a Wooky, an eight-foot-tall Wooky, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case.
[Jury stares in silence]
Johnny Cochrane: Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case.
[Gerald sinks back and covers his eyes]
Johnny Cochrane: It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I'm am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defense rests.
[Silence]
Judge Moses: OK then

[Cartman's House]
Cartman: Wow he's good.
Reporter: In a teary-eyed courtroom, Johnny Cochrane has just finished his closing arguments, and as was anticipated he did use the Chewbacca defense. [Shows drawing of Chef and Gerald, then Judge Moses, then Johnny Cochrane] Whether or not it worked, it's up to the jury to decide.

[Court]
Judge Moses: How find you the jury.
Juror: We find the defendant, Jerome "Chef" Mackaroy, Guilty as charged.
[Court room gasps]
Gerald: Whoops.
Chef: Whoops?!
Judge Moses: Mr. Chef, you've been found guilty of harassing a major record label. The full fee of two million dollars will be handed over within twenty-four hours.
Chef: Do I look like I have two million dollars?
Judge Moses: Well you have twenty-four hours to find it or else you have to go to jail - for eight million years.
[Some music plays. Bailiff whisper something into the judge's ears]
Judge Moses: Oh, sorry. You'll go to jail for four years.
Chef: This can't be happening.
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Posted 2005-01-05, 06:12 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Johnny Cochrane: Ladies and Gentlemen..."
Dont worry im not gay or anything, but why in the hell do u guys always make fun of Kagom just because he is gay, jesus christ leave the guy alone
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Posted 2005-01-05, 07:47 PM in reply to i_screwed_ur_ma's post starting "Dont worry im not gay or anything, but..."
Heh, It's not going to happen ~_~.
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Posted 2005-01-05, 08:09 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Heh, It's not going to happen ~_~."
Because I'm such a beloved member of this forum?
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