World Record Thread

Yeah, I play paintball.

I used to go paintballing a bit a few years ago... I think laser tag was a bit more of my kind of thing though.

I don't understand how people can play paintball. It hurts. Especially if you play it with the pricks that I go to school with. Laser tag is fun. You don't get pelted with balls of paint moving at high speed towards your head every time you look over a piece of scenery.

Call themselves fucking friends but no, let's go paintballing and gang up on Lenny. Oh look, let's paint his face black and blue with brusises. Oh look, let's get him out in the open and surround him before putting him through pain known only unto the other guys who have been ganged up on in a nice friendly team game of paintball.

Little worms.

I hope their ears turn into arseholes and shit on their shoulders.

By the way, when does this thread actually get into the World Record Books?

Heh. I see youve experienced the truth of the average person... Lets laugh at other peoples misfortune.. sad world.. isnt it?

Record books, heh... Looooong way to go.

Wow. So, hmmm, you know what? I'M BORED ALREADY!!!!!!!! Anyone else bored?

No?

Don't worry, I'm an anemone.

That should say anomaly.

Lenny did you get that pic off ebaums world?

Oh ye nominal Christians, was it not your Savior Jesus who said Do unto others as you would prefer them to do unto you?

Equiano...

wats equiano mean?

It means SHUT UP!!!

What picture??? My avatar??? Don't know where it's originally from. Came in an e-mail from a friend.

Im playing Quake 1 at school.. It feels good.

Righto. Quake 1. Never played quake 1. Is it good?

Wow, another day and I will should be a member. It feels good.

Anyway, I think people should tell jokes. It may fill the record book quicker. Here I go:

Did you hear about the Irish shop lifter found dead under Asda???

h*ly shit this thread is still here?(*bleeped* cuz i dont believe in god)
quake 1 was awesome for its time. i liked hacking at things with the axe running around with god mode on lmfao.

Shot in the nut with a paintball.

Shot in the nut with a paintball.

hahahahahahahahahahaha that would suck

wats equiano mean?

Equiano was an African American slave who was later freed and wrote a narrative of his life from when he was thrown on a slave ship to the time he wrote the book. He said the Christians were Nominal because they were so hypocritical of their religion.

Yeah, so are the catholics... And I dont even consider them christians anymore.

GO BUDDISM!!!! Its the ultimate religion, it doesn't insult other religions, it believes to respect them all. Its almost like a way of life, not a religion.

I'm not Catholic anymore, but they are Christian bub. By the way, most of the slave owners in the early American colonies and up to the Civil War were Protestant. Very few Catholics had slaves around the 19th century. So, therefore, I don't consider Protestants Christian because a majority of them owned slaves. Is that really true? no, Protestants are Christian. Catholics are Christian. Thank you.

Buddhists are cool, though technically Buddhism isn't supposed to be a religion, but a philosophy of life.

-_- like I said Kagom, its more of a way of life.