I don't understand how people can play paintball. It hurts. Especially if you play it with the pricks that I go to school with. Laser tag is fun. You don't get pelted with balls of paint moving at high speed towards your head every time you look over a piece of scenery.

Call themselves fucking friends but no, let's go paintballing and gang up on Lenny. Oh look, let's paint his face black and blue with brusises. Oh look, let's get him out in the open and surround him before putting him through pain known only unto the other guys who have been ganged up on in a nice friendly team game of paintball.

Little worms.

I hope their ears turn into arseholes and shit on their shoulders.

By the way, when does this thread actually get into the World Record Books?