Wow!

"don't we all. actually, i smuggled one out of the zoo, and it was very cuddly and fun. but then, i learned to speak penguinesse, and the penguin told me that he was very homesick (for anarctica, not the zoo.) so, i smuggled the penguin to his homeland, said goodbye, got back to the detroit zoo, smuggled another one after asking if she wanted to be with me, and still got back in time for dinner. sadly, it's been about nine years, she's a rockhopper, and the lifespan of a rockhopper is 10 years.....but on a brighter note, she's a magic penguin who will live for 563.5 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i haven't seen you before. are you new? if so , welcome to penguindance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)"
Ok, i just read this on the penguin forums... That is so cool ... i wish i thought of that! ... tha seems like something id say