The Bad Advice Game, Volume 2

Probrem: I tink I have Asianitis and I rearry don'no wut I can do to cule it.

Go bang a rabid dog with AIDS, then you won't be worrying about Asianitis.

Problem: I have erectile dysfunction.

Problem: I have erectile dysfunction.

Give yourself a sex change using tin snips and a twist drill bit.


Problem: My fridge is full

Problem: My fridge is full

Feed all the starving children in Kony.

Problem: My lighter just ran out of fluid.

Problem: My lighter just ran out of fluid.

Soak your cigarettes in gasoline and then use a magnifying glass to ignite the tip.


Problem: I'm hungry but the delivery places around me are closed.

Break into them and deliver the food to yourself.

Problem: I'm pretty nervous about singing "Springtime for Hitler" because my voice can't hit those high notes.

Put a hose clamp around your sack.



Problem: I'm at work and I don't want to be.

Quit your job and take up selling drugs and illegal arms. You can make your own hours then.

Problem: My mouth's hurting and I need another root canal.