Ask the faggot

Do you like a man with a nice tight ass, or a big fat cock, more?

Tough call. It'd have to be a toss-up between whether he has curves or if he's circumcised or not.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Get thee to a nunnery thou slimy cur.

How do you dress? Do you have a particular style?

I'm not sure how to describe my style. I just wear whatever is comfortable. Usually khaki pants/shorts and t-shirts of various types.

Oooo that is a good one. What is your favorite kind of food?

Ethiopian. Chinese is a close second.

If you had the choice to be instantly transformed into a woman (let's just say it was magic), would you do it?

Hell no.