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But you're also guaranteed that she's STD free and that she's there of her own free will and not being forced to do it. Plus, she'll most likely remember it in the morning because there is less of a chance she's so high/drunk that she can't remember how amazing you were the night before and leave her job for you.

It's the thought that counts.

But you're also guaranteed that she's STD free and that she's there of her own free will and not being forced to do it. Plus, she'll most likely remember it in the morning because there is less of a chance she's so high/drunk that she can't remember how amazing you were the night before and leave her job for you.

Sir, I am starting a new cigarette company, and would like if you became an avid customer.

Sir, I am starting a new cigarette company, and would like if you became an avid customer.

I do not and will never smoke. Sorry to disappoint you.

You don't understand, sir. This cigarette company is a company, and thus, cannot harm you in any way.