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Posted 2011-01-21, 10:42 AM in reply to WetWired's post starting "You know, alcohol is mentioned plenty..."
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You know, alcohol is mentioned plenty in the bible.
The bible says a lot of crazy shit like how women were made out of a rib, stories of a single man having 400 children, and the ark nonsense. The bible is meant to guide people's lives in the right direction, and those who make it into a literal interpretation need to holy-roll bitch smack themselves.














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Posted 2011-01-21, 08:31 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "The bible says a lot of crazy shit like..."
No, that's a Dr. Phil book. The Torah, Bible, Koran are all ment to be literal. Genesis kind of makes this... one could say, "obvious"?
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Posted 2011-01-21, 10:29 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "No, that's a Dr. Phil book. The Torah,..."
Skurai, are you saying you take everything in the bible to be fact as written, literally? I'm really curious about this.
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Posted 2011-01-22, 07:30 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Skurai, are you saying you take..."
Not sure. Depends what comes to mind, when I read the story at the time. I guess not word-for-word-literal, but it should all be taken as seriousness, not just "some story, to make people act nice". Honestly, idk. You've got me.
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Posted 2011-01-23, 12:48 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Not sure. Depends what comes to mind,..."
So you believe that humans at one time lived for hundreds of years? You believe that the Earth is only 6000 years old, and humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time, even though science tells us that is completely incorrect? You believe a human was swallowed by a large fish and survived for days inside of the fish?

I can see arguments for reading between the lines and taking things from the bible, but unless you completely throw logic and facts out of the window I don't see how you can think the bible is a true story.
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Posted 2011-01-23, 01:22 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "So you believe that humans at one time..."
Aging is related to telomeres. It's entirely possible that in the distant past they were longer or better preserved. As for the age of the Earth, if God created Adam as a man (rather than an infant), why is it a stretch to assume that God also created the Earth with age? Alternately, the creation story is a poem shown to be full of alternate meaning; perhaps it is better to take it not-so-literally. Even so, I believe that Adam was the first man and the geneology is accurate. You find it hard to believe that a God capable of creating both time and space is capable of sustaining a single man's life for 3 days in a fish?
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Posted 2011-01-23, 06:37 PM in reply to WetWired's post starting "Aging is related to telomeres. It's..."
I find it hard to believe that such a God exists in the first place, the extension of that fact is not the issue.
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Posted 2011-01-23, 07:36 PM in reply to WetWired's post starting "Aging is related to telomeres. It's..."
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Aging is related to telomeres. It's entirely possible that in the distant past they were longer or better preserved. As for the age of the Earth, if God created Adam as a man (rather than an infant), why is it a stretch to assume that God also created the Earth with age? Alternately, the creation story is a poem shown to be full of alternate meaning; perhaps it is better to take it not-so-literally. Even so, I believe that Adam was the first man and the geneology is accurate. You find it hard to believe that a God capable of creating both time and space is capable of sustaining a single man's life for 3 days in a fish?
Sounds like a check mate. K_A's only reaction being "But it's not, so ha!", more-or-less.

Yes, I do believe that. I also believe the story of "giant beasts" being "slain by angels". Also known as Dinosaurs going extinct.
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Posted 2011-01-24, 10:12 AM in reply to WetWired's post starting "Aging is related to telomeres. It's..."
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As for the age of the Earth, if God created Adam as a man (rather than an infant), why is it a stretch to assume that God also created the Earth with age?
I've never actually heard of, or thought about this analogy before and it's quite interesting. It's kind of like the holy trinity being referred to as water given that is has three states: gas, liquid and a solid. Clever, but accurate? Who knows.

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Even so, I believe that Adam was the first man and the geneology is accurate.
What genealogy could you find to trace Adam throughout time to I suppose, Jesus that isn't credited to some geocities type-website from a religious fundamentalist author? I mean, if you want to read the bible it gives no actual chronological times to specifically pinpoint what has taken place. You honestly can't say the genealogy is correct, when stating your source is as credible as Wikipedia.














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