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Posted 2010-12-20, 11:11 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "If you think that's bad, let me tell..."
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Posted 2010-12-20, 01:10 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "do tell"
I thought the Oedipus Complex only occurred in the phallic stage You're what, 13?
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Posted 2010-12-20, 07:45 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "do tell"
Wallow said: [Goto]
I thought the Oedipus Complex only occurred in the phallic stage You're what, 13?
The what. o_o
I'm 17(18 in march), she's 16...

D3V said: [Goto]
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You brought this upon yourself:


I don't remember when this all started, but we find each other on your bed. The top bunk. You told me you're on your cycle, and that you stop getting so "playful" on your cycle. You start to rub my back, lifting my shirt up some, massaging me. Eventually we switch place, with my rubbing your back, while you lay down. You insist I undo your bra, so I can get all of it, without problems. I had no idea how to do it, until you told me. When all was said and done, you ask if I can go check the food that you had cooking, so I leave the room for just a minute. When I come back, you're off the bed and standing infront of me, telling me to shut the door, so I do. Suddenly you jump up on my, wraping your arms and legs around me. "Screw it, I'm horny..." you say flat out. I lean back on the door, grabbing hold of your ass as good as I can, trying not to drop you, while you start to dry hump me. Before I know it, we're back on the bed, with you on top of me, biting my nipples as hard as you can, my hands down your pants grabbing your ass raw. I couple of times, I could've sworn I accidently touched your pad. Again, we change places, me sucking your breast as hard as I can. I love how glad you sound when I suck on them. It seems like the best thing I can do for you, at the moment. You ask for me not to do it so hard, so I soften up. With a bit of hard biting and fast licking, I try and make it as good as I can. It started to taste raw, when you asked me to go to the other one. Somehow we both ended up on our sides, biting each others necks and faces, you rubbing my cock through my pants and me rubbing your leg, slowly moving up to your pussy. You make a quiet moan when I get there. After a while, it was back to the dry humping, from you. It felt so good, I thought we were both about to cum. We came to a abrupt stop when your mother started to call, saying she would be home soon...

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Skurai: Mom, I'm home...

Priestess: Welcome ba-...

Skurai: ...???

Priestess: *starring at my pants* is that... blood...?

Skurai: ....

Priestess: ....

Skurai: ....

Priestess: ...I thought she was Muslim...

Skurai: She's Catholic, now...

Priestess: ... alright.
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Posted 2010-12-20, 08:57 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "The what. o_o I'm 17(18 in march),..."
Skurai said: [Goto]
I could've sworn I accidently touched your pad. .
That is gross.
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Posted 2010-12-21, 07:38 AM in reply to khwiii's post starting "That is gross."
Not a fucking chance in hell that I'm reading that paragraph. That kind of damage cannot be undone.
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Posted 2010-12-21, 08:40 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Not a fucking chance in hell that I'm..."
Apparently she has a hickey on her cheek. I think my nipples are hurt on the inside... Also, why does period blood smell so much worse than normal blood??
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Posted 2010-12-30, 04:35 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Apparently she has a hickey on her..."
nobody wants to hear this you are groady
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Posted 2010-12-31, 09:27 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "nobody wants to hear this you are groady"
What's "groady" mean?
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Posted 2010-12-30, 11:31 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Apparently she has a hickey on her..."
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Apparently she has a hickey on her cheek. I think my nipples are hurt on the inside... Also, why does period blood smell so much worse than normal blood??

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Posted 2010-12-21, 08:45 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "The what. o_o I'm 17(18 in march),..."
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Posted 2010-12-21, 01:16 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "The what. o_o I'm 17(18 in march),..."
Skurai said: [Goto]
The what. o_o
I'm 17(18 in march), she's 16...
http://changingminds.org/disciplines...us_complex.htm
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