Oh. Well... congradulations of living. Sorry to hear about your pain (without love, can't get enough). The closest thing I've had to that is breaking my arm and both my legs. Not all at the same time, of course.
It's really troublesome. I used to be left handed, but broke it, like, THE DAY we were supposed to learn how to write in school, so I had to learn with my right hand. My hand writing is horrible with either hand. :/