I wanna have a beard when I grow up.

they're overrated. Shaving sucks. You always have to keep it trimmed or you'll look stupid, even more so early on in the beard growing stage. But it happens naturally, and there isn't anything you'll be able to do to change your genetics.

Is it true that Asians and Native Americans can't get facial hair??

No. I think it may be harder for them to fill out a complete beard in some cases, so most keep a clean shave to avoid looking foolish.

Oh, like the chinese guys with the pointy beard and the dragon mustache thingy??

IMO: some people have alot of facial hair, some people have next to none, some people have belore average amount. just keep shaving before you try and grow one, you'll end up looking like a bum if its not ready to be grown out. and also; if you decide to grow one , it takes alot of looking after, i get acne pretty bad if i dont shampoo it every single day lol

So, how do those monks who are bald keep so round and shiny?
Do they wax or...?

I like my beard.

However, don't shave your neck when hair hasn't even started to fucking grow there yet. Thanks, dad.