"Hell" to the "o"

That sounds naughty missy, let's keep it G-rated please. Like I said, I've made previous accounts, just dinking around at school and such-which. This sight wasn't banned for a hella long time..Yeah, my life story, take it to the heart..and then your pants. oooooo!!!!!!!!

What about my pants?

I am a contributing member.

Good enough for me.

Bitch.

They're too short for you.

Take my story to your pants..You know..Copy and paste it in a word document then print it, fold it up, then stick it in your pocket..L, what'dya think? Beat off? Yeee-uck...

Kekeke!
And while you're at it, take a picture of the story in your pants and take a picture of that picture on your cellphone, have someone take a picte of your cellphone with that picture, and you take a picture of that picture and make it your wallpaper!

Oh snap, you little rascal. Almost got me there, but I see where this is goin'..The whole "take a picture of the story in your pants and take a picture of that picture on your cellphone, have someone take a picte of your cellphone with that picture, and you take a picture of that picture and make it your wallpaper!" thing. If you tell me how to upload the picture, I might take that picture and what-not..silly.

Easy enough, just take a snap shot with your webcam!

I don't have a webcam, but if I did I would sure do that. OMGWTFBBQ! I want a picture, like the one that shows up in display, similar to yours, but like my own style.

But you already have one. It's right next to your name. Or, do you mean signature? The thing under the post? Just look for signature in the control panel.

Oh no, no, no. I got it. How do you like it?

P.S. I'm important, and I don't hate you. +1 Ha.

It's terrifying.

You're important? How, did you get a peace prize for being black a good president? I once got a prize for a math competition, and for a writing contest, but never got first. Though, I did beat everyone's score in my math class in 7th grade, and I was working alone, they had partners. Everyone in the class was pissed, and my teacher was so confused, because I hadn't even done any work until that day! Lmao!

Hardy har, congrats. I was just being a good cyber-pal, sweetheart. I guess I'm not important enough to be on your "Important people who don't hate me" list?
It's all good, I s'pose. So, you never gave me your rating on my pic and what-not..Sad day.

I said it was terrifying, didn't I? Don't get all sad, it was mostly a joke, jeez. You're as bad as a Mdselctr on speed.

Awwwww...I can only imagine Mdselctr on speed, probably 'cause we've never met, but it's allright.

There is more than one Mdselctr. Infact, the government has been cloning him for some time, and is building an army, as Mdselctr is the next step in human advancement. An army of Mdselctr shall conquer the world, then complain about how they all hate eachother for being conformists.

Wholey Shit, I can't wait.
I feel suddenly hated, and now I'm going to wonder around the website aimlessly. TTYL

O.K., Cyeah.
Don't worry about feeling hated. Feeling hated is one of the best parts about Zelaron! Just use Hateosynthesis and convert hate into lulz.

I think I'm all lulz'd out. I'm having a hard time thinking of funny tidbits I can add into my threads. No more un-"racist" jokes, really. The ones I have are better told irl. I'll try it though sometime soon, in a new thread. OMG, can you believe all the views on this thread? Like 485, on my first thread ever. That isn't bad, right? Haha. Ok, ok.

I didn't even know you could check out the number of views. Oh well. Becareful, though. Thread viewers are known to spread herpes.