Twilight

The story of a young woman's choice to practice either beastiality or necrophilia..

And eventually the werewolf's choice to practice necrophilia and pedophilia.

We don't discuss twilight here.

I finally gave in and watched the last half of the first one. It's so mockable, it's almost too easy. It's worth watching for a laugh. They really shouldn't be able to call those things vampires, though. Unless all vampires look like they're ready for a gay nightclub when they're in the sun.

The story of a young woman's choice to practice either beastiality or necrophilia..

OMG, you're amazing. So, I cemented your view to shit on the world of meme.

I think Tiger Woods should be in the next movie.

But it's fun to discuss vampiric cesarean sections and vomiting of fountains of blood from underage wenches.

So long as we're making fun of it, okay.

Tomarrow I will present my ever so famous "Twilight plot diagram".

Tomarrow I will present my ever so famous "Twilight plot diagram".

Why tell us about it before you create/post it?

Because I wanted to get my posts for the day, and waist time, while also presenting something later on.

Because I wanted to get my posts for the day, and waist time, while also presenting something later on.

*Laughs, snorts some, keeps laughing*
That was just so FUCKING funny!