People of Wal-Mart

Either that, or an entire town of people like me exists, and they're all doing it on purpose.

Not likely, though...

On a side note, let us be lucky that Smell-o-vision doesn't exist. Or, actually, that this site doesn't have a card that you can scratch and sniff to corresponding pictures.

You don't need any fancy card or anything, just let your cheeks ripple.

Long live the confederacy!

A friend of mine actually had two of these, they're called 'gillie' (*sp)




Golden, an ankle monitor.

Shirts should come at a required length.

Yeah wtf good does a clothing policy do if you don't cover up your entire region?

That guy with the Pinhead hairdo needs to quit buying his shirts from Nordstrom.

Ghillie suits have a purpose and all, but going to the store looking like a Rastafarian Sasquatch probably isn't it.

Measure the beat on your pulse when it respawn