A present for sometime in May (or June)

Once upon  a time you  and your fellow
settlers live somewhere  along the mid
west  (or  east*).  Sometime  in early
May (or June**) it's your birthday and
your  parents said  they  can  buy you
one very special thing. How would  you
feel if that present was a baby koala?











[Notes]
*: As opposed to the mid east (unless
you really are from the Middle East, in
which case you would have to make the
necessary changes to the internal structure
of the relevant paragraph).
**: Or July, August, September, October,
November, December, January, February,
March, April.

i hope the present is that you stop posting

mantra is always so full of win

among other things

i hope the present is that you stop posting

How rude.

yeah i guess he never says 'fill me in' since he's already full............

You haven't answered. Any of you.
Would you rather have a baby koala
or a hedgehog?

I read nothing in regards of a hedgehog.

I read nothing in regards of a hedgehog.

True. But it's safe to assume since you guys
go off topic, why not propose a new question?
Harmless, right?

Anarchy!

If I had a pet that wasn't "normal", it'd be a Baby Mecha.