So now I'm even easier to notice.

Found one! It's small, though...

apparently the item is called a "tote"

Lol, that's actually quite nice.

Methinks that would go on one shoulder, with your forearm resting on top of the bag part.

Unless your school has really strict policies, you should be able to get away with more or less anything for a bag.

It's pretty big, and we can't have stuff with books in them... so I'm not entirely sure. I'm just gonna see what the girls have and how they handle it...

You can't have bags with books in them? As in small shoulder-bags (you know, the little ones that girls put their makeup, purses, phones and twenty-one million other appliances in) along with your schoolbag?

Surely you can get around that by simply making it your schoolbag - you say it's rather large, after all.

Found one! It's small, though... apparently the item is called a "tote"

This is a good accessory if you love celibacy.

This is a good accessory if you love celibacy.

lolol

This is a good accessory if you love celibacy.

Surprisingly, all the girls are giving me support, and think it's a good idea to be weird with.

You're like 12 years old so it doesn't matter, but seriously don't do it when you're older. Unless you wanna be the gay friend.

You're like 12 years old so it doesn't matter, but seriously don't do it when you're older. Unless you wanna be the gay friend.

Because people are not all the same, the reasons for
why they would choose you as a sexual object can vary.
No matter what you do to change them, people won't
change; you can therefore only deduce that you cannot
please them. And, of course, one could only speak for
one's self on such matters as they count, at most, as
"unacceptable thoughts" relevant to one person who
chooses them. On the one hand, who actually enjoys the
world of human events? They aren't all that valuable.
You may end up cursed and suffer for the rest of your
days alone because you just could not be accepted by
everyone. That wouldn't be enjoyable

...

I'm not 12... I'm 16. And Vice President of the 11th grade.

And I'm straight, and doing just fine with it.
Why is it that liking classic lit. makes people assume I'm gay, or something?

Pretty sure you're both gay and a pedophile.

You know, we haven't had a picture of you yet. I demand one of you with your bag.

On that subject, we haven't had one from Mdselectr yet, and as for Grav, well...

Like I said before: queer.

Nuh-uh!
The male body is gross!

Fucking closeted queer.

I'm not gay!
And you're one to talk, dickmonger!