skurai

I am sending you on a holy quest to learn about the word "bovious." It is a word from the beforetimes and you will seek it out through searches and HTML. Know that it is a dangerous and perilous journey that will require much training and the help of friends.

I will give you the Vibrator of Justice, which deals 1d8 + 1 damage and the Shield of No Cornholing, which will add to your AC by 4. You are to take two others to help you accompany you on your quest.

Good luck unchosen one!

*Incomprehensible happiness and excitement beyond any belief...*

*Equips items*

Ok, now who should I pick... my best two friends are...

Either D3V, Senessia, GLG or Lenny...

Senessia and GLG seem reliable.
*Invites them to party*

Your party seems...interesting. Best of luck.

And a bit empty - Senesia has gone missing, and GLG has left.

Usernames could not be found.

I'm not missing.

ZOMG! Senesia lives! !

Busy last few days?

You can say that. But you can also say the forums were a bit dull..

You can say that. But you can also say the forums were a bit dull..

You didn't visit on thursday or friday.

Good thing she came back just in time for the journey, though.

But who will you choose as the third party member?

D3V hasn't been around for a couple of days either, and I'm, er, busy. You know, with, er, programming. Yeah, that's it.

*must use up comma quota before the end of the month*

But who will you choose as the third party member? D3V hasn't been around for a couple of days either, and I'm, er, busy. You know, with, er, programming. Yeah, that's it. *must use up comma quota before the end of the month*

No, don't worry, I get it. Everyone else is just gonna join later in the story, me and Senessia are the Main Characters though. Makes sense, I guess.

Ok! Let's Goooo!!

(sorry about double post!)

I thought it was too bovious to state.

*Obtained [Used Bovious]*!

pedophile

You have failed your quest, Skurai.

*fifty lashes*

You have failed your quest, Skurai. *fifty lashes*

OH DEAR GOD!!!!
*Tries not to blink....*

No.... I haven't failed I just... it was only one boss battle, there's plenty more to go!
I'll find the original yet! I just have to look deeper!

You have failed your quest, Skurai. *fifty lashes*

You like that, wouldn't you.

Eh?

EH?

No, don't worry, I get it. Everyone else is just gonna join later in the story, me and Senessia are the Main Characters though. Makes sense, I guess. Ok! Let's Goooo!!

Can I be one of those stand-offish characters who you can't figure out whether they're good or bad throughout the whole game, and then in the end does something so huge that will change the outcome of the path that the main character is taking, whether it be to victory or failure or perhaps even the whole world exploding?

Actually, yes, yes I do.

Are you into bondage KagomJack