The Bad Advice Game

Solution: Go on 4chan.

Problem: Why wrist hurts...

Solution: Cut your wrists with a dull knife

Problem: I have to watch my 1-year-old nephew for another half-hour.

Solution: Tie him to a chair.

Problem: My wrist is bleeding, and the only dull knife was rusty.

Solution: Hurry up and die.

Problem: My right arm feels funny. I can hardly lift it without having to actually put effort into it.

Solution: Stop all the masterbation.

Problem: I have a computer virus that's spreading to every place I go.

Solution: Go to www.FBI.gov and submit the file.


Problem: Every time I post a thread with any females in it, WW goes off the deep end.

Solution: stop posting pr0nz.

Problem: I sent a message to the FBI and they believe I may be a registered sex offender.