The Bad Advice Game

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Problem: I need to buy a car

Solution: here, let me help.

Problem: I'm bored.

Play tic-tac-toe with a razor and your wrist.

I have no more problems.

Solution: Go on 4chan.

Problem: Why wrist hurts...

Solution: Cut your wrists with a dull knife

Problem: I have to watch my 1-year-old nephew for another half-hour.

Solution: Tie him to a chair.

Problem: My wrist is bleeding, and the only dull knife was rusty.

Solution: Hurry up and die.

Problem: My right arm feels funny. I can hardly lift it without having to actually put effort into it.