The Bad Advice Game

Solution: Plug yourself so they stay in your body indefinitely.

Problem: I need a haircut soon.

Solution: Where a hat and go bald.

Problem: I've only got 3 hours and 32 minutes left on my cell phone.

Solution: Buy new cells phones as they run out of batteries.

Problem: I have to fly on a plane for 10 hours and 20 minutes tomorrow.

Solution: Throw your voice and yell out "HE'S GOT A BOMB!". That should make it interesting.

Problem: My four day weekend is almost up...

Solution: Don't show up for work. The next day show up and tell your boss you thought it was a five day weekend.

Problem: My brother is in Afghanistan

Send a nuke over there

Problem: I need to buy a car

Solution: here, let me help.

Problem: I'm bored.