Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news...ld_Know_052009

1 8 Oral sex
2 1337 Elite
3 143 I love you
4 182 I hate you
5 459 I love you
6 1174 Nude club
7 420 Marijuana
8 ADR Address
9 ASL Age/Sex/Location
10 Banana Penis
11 CD9 or Code 9 Parents are around
12 DUM Do You Masturbate?
13 DUSL Do You Scream Loud?
14 FB F*** Buddy
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16 FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am

o_0 Is it just me or are most of those made up/not widely used?

This is not forum news.

But it is hilarious.

DUSL Vagr?

Nobody uses this shit.

That is why it is funny. It is because parents think that kids use this kind of shit.

NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer

rofl. I'm NIFOC right now fellas.

NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer rofl. I'm NIFOC right now fellas.

DUM Banana?

I use #15 daily.

1 and 5 would be better for you instead of 15.

edit AND promotions come faster!

Of course it's bullshit. Its from fox, for gods sake. Hooray sensationalism and fear mongering about our childrens behaviors! Fuck you Rupert Murdoch.

Who the fuck puts this on their local news website? What a bunch of retards. And why should parents call about what "1337" means? What valuable informaton can you derive from that? lol

Well, if they aren't on top of what any of this means, for all they know it could be code for "I gotta pay my pimp off tonight".

I wonder how netlingo gathered this information, and what kind of researches were conducted?

My guess is that someone e-mailed this to a reporter as a joke and they posted it. At least that's what I hope...

Like when Penguin e-mailed theinquirer.net about Zelaron and they bought it hook, line, and sinker?

What was this?

You don't remember the doom 3 alpha leak thing?

Oooooh now I do. Heh.

Ha, 44.

MOAR PRON PLZ!

This list is bullshit.

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