I love Superjail

I like the intro they do

Every intro has Jacknife getting apprehended. It's great.

The intro is different with almost every episode, I think.

It is, but follows the same pattern. Jacknife does something to get Jailbot to chase him, Jailbot apprehends him, they fly over bizarre shit and then end up in Super Jail.

Alice is the most awesome character on there.

Alice is the best female (lulz) character evar.

i've been to superjail

You escaped because the robot would accidentally put a finger in your butt while apprehending you.

Mantra would be the only inmate ever forced to leave.