How to get a girlfriend if you're a hopeless nerd

Humans are hard wired to respect physical ability. Annoying fact of life.

You don't have to be a jock, skateboarders and swimmers are a good example of "active" types of non-jock guys. But the most important thing is holding yourself in high esteem.

My bad. So you need to change yourself into an athlete in general. Yea sure, if you have to entirely change your lifestyle to be someone different, then you probably will have more success. However, otherwise, you just need to be patient. Your probability of success is not great, but if you get rejected and are discouraged to the point of not trying anymore, then your odds approach 0. Just keep trying and don't give up, and you will find someone. Even if you follow Grav's advice to the T, you probably won't have a 100% success rate. But it will but much higher because women are definitely attracted to those things (they're slaves to their instincts, fo sho. But then again I guess we all are).

These kids are still young, so they can do it. Example: slaynish.

Also cocaine. Chicks love it.

You laugh, but this is the fucking truth.

But kids: don't do hard drugs. It's expensive and fucks you up.

I know it is.

"Lessons from Grav"

Hit the easy button, buy a motorcycle.