Guilty or NOT Guilty

guilty


ever have a roman candle fight?

Guilty.


Ever been to Europe?

Not guilty (yet)


Ever been to Florida?

Guilty. What a shithole.

Ever been out of the country?

Already asked? Not guilty


Ever have you whole family go on vacation and leave you home alone for a week?

Not Guilty. Childhood memories for you?


Ever woken up in the hospital not knowing what happened?

Guilty. Drank too much


have a pocket knife that you carry around all the time?

Not Guilty.

Ever meet a crazy foreign person, who is confused about why they are where they are?

Guiltyyyyy


Ever spend every single day after school doing something stupid?

Guilty.

Ever spend every single day DURING school doing something stupid?

Not Guilty.

Ever bring a Laptop to the school and hack their pathetic WEP Security?

Not Guilty, I used their own computers.

Have you ever hooked up with one of your friend's current boyfriend/girlfriend?

not guilty



have you ever spamed a message area

Guilty, but it was my bot technically and not me as well as it was someone else's script.

Edit: Woops.

Have you ever eaten waffles with hot sauce?

Not Guilty.

Ever walked in on anybody having sex?

Not guilty.

Have you ever had a toothpick in your mouth and then accidentally get it pushed in and inside your cheek?

{ It's an awfully specific question huh? Well, that's because I did that. }

Guilty, I used to do it all the time when toothpicks were a fad....

Ever tried to get a girl or guy drunk so that you can take advantage of them?

Not Guilty.

They get drunk of their own free will.

And following on from that one... ever taken advantage of a drunk guy/gal?

a few times but then again i am an ex-convict. hehe