My work fucked me.

Sucks to be you. My only question is, "Was it in the ass?"

Nah dude, I'm actually better at fucking, then getting fucked.... Atleast that's what Tutti said..

At least you can admit you've been fucked before.

Yes, I can honestly say I was raped by a girl before. I was at a party, I was drunk, high, and rolling on ecstasy and I ended up getting fucked by a girl in my friend's bathroom.

(Yes, that means she was on top, without my consultation. Granted, she was pretty hott so I didn't care, but that's more than you'll ever be able to say.)

I once pulled a bugger from my nose.

A bugger eh? Not a booger?