Eviloution is fiction. God created us in his divine image

I dont really force my beliefs on people but if you say some dumb shit like "omg I hatelife everyone is so fake I mutilate myself for relief im spoiled as fuck yet I still have the shittyest life ever."Then ill tell that person that they need jesus or they should really seek out some type of doctor.

lol all insane people need jesus... they lack the self control it takes to understand that hey, we dont know how we got here - science points towards evolution. If an insane patient had the self control it took to understand the science behind it then you could start preaching evolution... but because they dont you need to explain it to them in a way that anyone could understand. "god put us here, god made this, god made that, god god god..." does it make sence now?!

A teacher asked me, "Do you believe if something contradicts itself it can't be true?" (like a light can't be on and off) to which i replied, "yes" he then asked me a series of questions.

"Do you believe in god"
"Do you believe he can make anything he wants"
"Do you believe that he can lift anything he wants"

"Do you believe that he can make a mountain so big he can't lift it?"

If you said yes to all the questions then you believe in something in which contradicts itself to the fullest. And on the first question if you said yes it can't be true, perhaps you might rethink your position.

Ok were talking about supernatural beings and then humans who cant do shit, your teacher failed hard.(Mountain so big he can lift? Lawl?)

its a contradictory sentence... if i had stated that he can make a mountain so big he can lift it then it doesnt work. If you have agree'd that constradiction is false, and to the other three criteria, then i feel you were just caught with your foot in your mouth and are attempting to downsize the source of your defeat.

Yo guy warhammer sucks