Children?..

I'm going to try not to beat my kids if I can avoid it, but I won't hesitate to kick some ass if they need it.

Amen. No, you aren't a child abuser if you're just trying to keep your kid in line. I hate how parents think they can't have full control over their kids nowadays. You see too many kids bossing their parents around and their parents bend over backwards for them. Fuck that. As my father told me many times, "I brought you in to this world, and I can take you out of it."

My kids are going to know who's boss.