so for my first tattoo...

no... sometimes you just don't know that you're pregnant, if you're used to having abnormal periods, like skipping one every 2 months and then having one again, then skipping again wouldn't seem weird to you. also if you're overweight, you probably already have a little bit more cushion in the stomach area, so you couldn't tell that your stomach is getting bigger for a while.

More cushion for the pushin?

that aws the name of her ranger on guild wars

You already said that

I was elaborating for Tuttifrutti.

How wouldn't you know? Your mom must have some fucked up ovaries or some shit.

My mother was in her fifth month before she realized she was pregnant with my older sister, so I was told. It's not uncommon for girls to miss periods, some girls even having only 4 or 5 periods in a year. I myself had gone a full year between periods before they finally steadied out in the last two years.

Need any other information on the female reproductive cycle?

lol boys r dumb eh, i guess we can't expect them to understand our bodies, in any way :P

No wonder so many women out there fake orgasms and them get themselves off in the bathroom.

.. have you actually done that?

No, I'm still a virgin. I was being sarcastic. :P

oh that's cool, good for you. i let kaz steal my flower, he is a flower stealer