The Zelaron Government

Our cops are druggies.

Yeah, true dat.

Our cops are druggies.

Oh how much more effective they would be!

And if anyone gets a military position. I do. I want to be the tactician and the mad scientist who makes up random shit and actually creates it. Like Hojo ala FF7.

Statue of Liberty? Meet Zelarons symbol...The Giant Boobs of (errrr....someone pick something to go here)! *made of steel and colored anatomically correctly*

Of Jess.

Oh how much more effective they would be! And if anyone gets a military position. I do. I want to be the tactician and the mad scientist who makes up random shit and actually creates it. Like Hojo ala FF7. Statue of Liberty? Meet Zelarons symbol...The Giant Boobs of (errrr....someone pick something to go here)! *made of steel and colored anatomically correctly*

Hojo oh no your going to fuck us over in the end.

Just keep him away from the sister-ray. And dark-haired emo-boys.

And don't let him pro-create.

Just keep him away from the sister-ray.

Agreed. My quad laser beam and orbital partical cannon are much better anyways.

And dark-haired emo-boys.

Defintely agreed. In fact the sheriff won't let anyone be emo in Zelaron. It is against the law.

And don't let him pro-create.

Deal. I hate women about as much as I do emo's, fake chefs, fake goths, boy bands, eggplants, and dolls.

Same goes for kids which I will often steal from you to do experiments with.

So does that make you... gay?

It makes -Spector- gay.

No. It makes me full of hatred for humans. I would sooner kill the disease infested filth heaps before touching one.