Goodbye Zelaron....

FOR A WEEK NIGGA!

I'm going to Ohio. To Ohio State University to be exact. Big news, newspaper article(s) written on me being published Tuesday. I'll see if i can get online version or photocopy(will be 2nd paper I've been in for rugby).

I'm going to the preselection camp for the United States Eagles. I'll be staying in Ohio State's dorm rooms til the selection camp is over. They will be testing my fitness and overall rugby skill, as well as my personality and my attitude. To be honest, I'm 100% confident I'll make it. Anywayssss.

www.usrugby.com

peep it, nigga.

The US Eagles invited 30 kids(U-17) to go to their preselection camp to be selected for the team this year. Your very own Slaynish has been invited. Articles on me about my progression and feelings towards being selected to go to the camp are being published next tuesday. I'm ONE OF THIRTY selected out of the WHOLE NATION. My flight leaves at 9:21 and I'm up past 4:30. Fuck me. An hour of sleep will do it!

Wish me luck guys. This could lead to a scholarship for me. (colleges have schollys for rugby now, well some of them do, best believe that!) I'll post back when I get home.

Take care, beloved Zelaron.

I could never leave you guys

Good luck with your tryouts.

Incredible. Best of luck, slaynish! I hope everythingg goes well for you.

Headbutt some people for me. That's the only classy way to do it.

Congrats Slaynish, have fun man.

That's kickass, man. You're just like Jozy Altidore. Anyways, does this team travel the entire world or just the Americas?

Yes we travel the entire world..

I nearly have tears in my eyes guys!

I just got home from Ohio and checked my email and the USA Eagles U-17s coach emails me with this; direct copy:

Congratulations gentlemen.

You have been selected to attend our USA U17 National Team Camp, July 21 -
27.

Attached is the initial invite. This will allow you to book flights
immediately. More information and a workout program will be out in the next
few days.

USA U17 Staff,

Coach O'
Coach Damian
Coach Bill


I'm an Eagle..
.....

Congratulations, kid.

I fuckin' rule!

I love celebrations.

Congrats man. Sounds like alot of fun.

Wow. Nice job, slaynish. Who knew being fat as a kid would eventually pay off.

JUST kidding! Seriously, that's awesome. You could make a big name for yourself some day!

Congrats, man! A massive "Well done!", and the like.

But be warned, if you come over to England and beat one of our teams, you'll get your head kicked in. Some people take Rugby very seriously over here!

Yeah, congrats.

I'd look out for those blokes in Australia. They'll put several snakes in your hotel rooms.

Plus they have some weird ass dance called the Haka.....

That's the Kiwi's, actually. The Australians are just bloody good Rugby players (who put snakes in beds and stand outside the English Rugby teams hotel rooms talking very loudly for the whole night before Rugby World Cup Finals).

And Cricket players.

But not Football players... suckers.

Well.. the Haka goes to N.Z. All Blacks

IDK if "kiwi" is the same as NZ

Soccer? Or American Football?

Yep, a "Kiwi" is a New Zealander.

And Football football. Why would I talk about american football?

Why would I talk about american football?

Because it is far superior to your silly sport.

That's like jabbing a stick in a hornet's nest to Europeans.